No snark, I’ve always wanted a pair of sneakers that were mummified by their own laces. Unfortunately, the price on these is only accessible to the people with incomes that allow them to do eccentric shit like bathe in gravy and eat marmalade.

No snark, I’ve always wanted a pair of sneakers that were mummified by their own laces. Unfortunately, the price on these is only accessible to the people with incomes that allow them to do eccentric shit like bathe in gravy and eat marmalade.